Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Gov. Christie, I was Joking Before About Giving You a Kiss.... But Now I Might Be Serious

Last week I joked that I wanted to give Gov. Chris Christie a kiss for his response to a reporter's question about the governor's attitude. This guy is firing double barrel at the political norms of New Jersey, and I, for one, like it a lot. A teacher complained that she wouldn't be receiving fair pay under Christie's new budget (she requested $3 per pupil or $83,000 per year), the governor informed her that if she doesn't like the pay scale of teaching, then she doesn't have to do it. Right on!

Christie/???? 2012? I'll vote for that. (Although I gather that 2016 is more likely.)

Friday, May 14, 2010

Dear Chris Christie, Can I Give You a Kiss?

And I mean that in the most hetero way possible. Allahpundit is eyeing Christie's chances in 2016. After viewing this clip I say why wait?

Gov Christie calls S-L columnist thin-skinned for inquiring about his 'confrontational tone'

Reporter: Governor, do you think this sort of confrontational tone can increase your odds of getting this through the legislature?

Christie: You know, Tom, you must be the thinnest-skinned guy in America 'cause you think that's a confrontational tone, then you should really see me when I'm pissed. That's not confrontational. You know, I love when people say they don't want to have argument. That's what we were sent here for.

They believe in certain things. They believe in bigger government, higher taxes, and more spending. Here it is! Bigger government, higher taxes, more spending. I believe in less government, lower taxes, and in empowering local officials who are elected by their citizens to be able to fix their problems. That may lead to a disagreement or two.

Now, I could say it really nicely. I could say it in the way that you all might be more comfortable with. You know, maybe I could go back to the last administration and I could say it in the way that you wouldn't even understand it. But the fact of the matter is, this is who I am, and this is who the people elected.

And so you guys want to continue to talk about this process stuff, about my "tone," my "combativeness." You know, we've got them standing in the doorway of the Senate saying they won't even hold a hearing on an enormously qualified supreme court nominee. But that's not "combative" or "confrontational." Of course not! You know? Only I'm combative or confrontational.

Listen, everybody plays to their part. This is who I am. Like it or not, you guys are stuck with me for four years. And I'm going to say things directly. When you ask me questions, I'm going to answer them directly, straightly, bluntly. And nobody in New Jersey is going to have to wonder where I am on an issue. I think they've had enough of politicians who make them wonder. Cause you know why most of the time they make them wonder, Tom? They make them wonder so they've got an escape hatch. So they have an escape hatch, and I'm not interested in escape hatches.

I came here to govern, not to escape. I came here to govern, not to worry about reelection. I came here to do what people sent me here to do. And so "blunt," "direct," maybe you might say "honest and refreshing." Maybe we could see that in your paper tomorrow.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Obama Nike Ad

Drudge has a link up right now that points to a National Enquirer story claiming that Barack Obama allegedly had an affair with one of his staffers named Vera Baker. Who knows if this is true or not, but ever since the National Enquirer broke the John Edwards cheating story, they cannot be entirely ignored.

No word yet on whether Nike intends to pull it's endorsement of the President.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Tea Partiers are So Stupid...

... listen to how they quote the constitution verbatim. Also note how Rep. LoBiando (R-NJ) seems to be only vaguely familiar with the document he swore to support and defend.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Lowly Blogger Gets Comment of the Week Mention on Daily Caller Story

According to The Daily Caller, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez has had a rough weekend reporting on the Chile earthquake. Here's just one clip of his struggle.

There are two more equally compelling clips of Sanchez's prowess as a news anchor. Read the rest of the post at The Daily Caller and at the bottom you'll find the DC Comment of the Week:

"DC comment of the week: Sanchez has always had trouble with distances. When he drove drunk and ran over that guy in 1990 he could have sworn he still had a good 9 meters before he hit him. "

That's-a mine! If you want more moderately witty comments, be sure to follow Advocate4Change on Twitter.

For background on the story, one must understand that while Rick Sanchez worked at WSVN in Miami, he ran over a man, Jeffrey Smuzinick, who was crossing the street. Sanchez quickly drove off because, well, drunk people make stupid decisions like that. 

Oh did I forget to mention that part? Rick Sanchez was drunk at the time of the hit-and-run accident that left a man mortally wounded on the street. Smuzinick was paralyzed, but he held on for a few years until he died at the age of 36 thanks to Rick Sanchez and his affinity for cocktails. The reason the police knew he was drunk was because Sanchez returned to the scene of the accident several hours later. His blood alcohol level was .15, so unless he had a few drinks at home before coming back to the render aid (a few hours later, mind you), one can only assume Sanchez was well beyond the legal limit of .10 when he originally struck Smuzinick.