Believe me, I did consider that, but I am driving my SUV to the coast, so the way I figure it, if the global warming alarmists are correct, I won't have to drive quite as far as the map shows.
You're probably also thinking, "Oh no! That means Advocate won't be here to make his remarkably bland remarks on politics all week! Whatever shall we do?"
Not to fear! I am leaving you with a countdown: 5 Things Obama Didn't Know (But Should've)
The posts will appear each morning at 6:00 am (central) so they should be posted several hours before any liberals will be awake enough to read them. Be sure to check in each day and if you feel up to it, leave a comment letting me know what you think.
I may try to post an update or two while I'm away, but I don't know what kind of internet access I'll have. You can also keep an eye open for updates on twitter!
See you all next week, assuming the republic stands.