Hooray and praise for our illustrious leader, Barack Obama! May his name be praised forever! For due to his stimulus plan our great nation lost 473,000 jobs in June!
How dare you call that bad news? Don't you know that you should be excited about this?
Oh you must not have heard that this was fewer jobs than we lost in May, which saw a loss of 485,000 jobs.
And pay no attention to those "experts" who expected us to lose only 395,000 jobs in June.
Here's a chart from Innocent Bystanders that has the projected June unemployment numbers. Since the projection was low, you know the chart will be slightly more terrifying than this when the actual unemployment rate is released.