The Republicans in the senate released this easy-to-follow flow chart to explain how to keep your doctor under ObamaCare. It's really quite simple. The only way you keep your doctor is if you take him hostage and force him to treat you for food. Explain to him that he's either your hostage or that of the government, and he'll be sure to come around.
The image doesn't really do it justice. You need to check out the PDF of this baby and try to follow it.