A few of my theories are
- He's not spineless, but the spine that he does have is so weak it can only hold him upright for so long.
- He's fallen in love with the reflection in his perfectly shined shoes
- "Look! No bald spot!"
Two final questions:
What is your theory for what causes Obama to bow all the time?
And what exactly is going through the Admiral's mind who is standing next to the President?
(via: Weasel Zippers)