Sunday, January 31, 2010

Obama Establishes New Protocol: Bow to the Mayor of Tampa

Out of work climate scientists everywhere should devote their free time to discover the underlying reason that would cause a United States President to bow to a city mayor. It's gotta be some kind of disease or something.

A few of my theories are
  1. He's not spineless, but the spine that he does have is so weak it can only hold him upright for so long.
  2. Narcolepsy 
  3. He's fallen in love with the reflection in his perfectly shined shoes
  4. "Look! No bald spot!"

Two final questions:
What is your theory for what causes Obama to bow all the time?
And what exactly is going through the Admiral's mind who is standing next to the President?

(via: Weasel Zippers)

1 comment:

  1. He's bowing to everyone now so he can say, I didn't bow to the Saudi King or the Japanese Emperor, that's just how I shake hands.

    Admiral - Oh my, this is my superior?